Errol: From what I understand, Alina did have this conversation with Debs. 
Whitless: At least the focus is off me now. I’m starting to get questions from my friends because of Errol’s tendencies to blur lines of reality.
How DOES he know so many blonds anyway? I thought we were all…you know, dying out or something like that. ‘Cause of all those recessive genes. I totally wrote jeans first. Ohhh, yes, I could have backspaced and just left it at that, but I feel that you, the world, need to know…Wouldn’t that be a great movie? The Last of the Blonds.
I thought… Hold on, but… WHAT? I’m so confused! At least Alina is back, was starting to get a bit blonde-lacking in here.
@Kelson, I’m just here to confuse people…
+1 on Alina. More Alina!
@Rod Downburst Johnson, Uh oh, Debs. Your mom is more popular than you.
@Errol, no, we love them both equally.
@Errol, Are you kidding, Alina’s nowhere near geeky enough. Granted, we could probably develop a five year mission guaranteed to change that, but it’d take a lot of work.
HA HA HA HA!! I laughed so hard just reading Manda’s comment. She kills me.
@Whitless Blondes are not dying out. Recessive genes rarely disappear. Plus, blonde hair is not recessive (hair color is largely due to additive genes). The extinction of blondes is an urban
legend, about 150 years old.
@bong, And nooowww I know. That’s comforting, thanks! Although it makes me slightly sad that I can’t have my Last of the Blondes adventure.
A sad reality:
I’m lying in bed exhausted but can’t sleep because I’m imagining doing a movie review with Errol and Whitless trying to find something witty and joke-inducing to say. It’s a sad sad life. Sigh.
You see, Alina and Whitless are fawming a plan to take the comics away from you.