Errol: It’s my anniversary today! Huzzah! Yes, I got married on Valentine’s day. This is a song I wrote for my wife. It kinda critiques asian, sidekick stereotypes. Kinda…
And no, Debs is not my wife.
Do you believe? What’s seen on screen,
Don’t believe all that is said.
Just look at me!
I don’t wear rice bowls upon my head
But I’ll Defend you as Kato Did
Hope to be as wise as Mr. Miyagi
or like Russel who taught us how
To approach life so Doggedly
Wanna be your- I wanna be yours
I wanna be your Asian
They think I’m superhuman Or a genius with math
and born with kung fu abilities
But I’m not sexual With bottle thick glasses
Assumptions ’bout my anatomy
When Big trouble came, Wang Chi was there
Can I make you laugh Like Takei
But if I talk too fast You misunderstand
Remember Short Round What did that kid say?